Sunday, August 29, 2010

Guido Needs Help!

UPDATE: The auction is clozed, but Guido razed enuf munneys so he duzn't git evikted. Thanks, evrybuddy!


My best bud Guido the Italian Kitty is holding an emerjinsy auction to keep hizself frum bein' evikted. Me and the Food Lady donayted a custom pet portrait, and thare's lots of other grate loot that peepuls have donayted. It's a qwickie awkshun, so akt fast!


Click here to bid on auction items!

Monday, August 23, 2010

Purrayers and Purrs for Mickey

UPDATE!!! Thank yoo all fur yer purrs and purrayers fur my grate frend, Mickey Mantle. On Monday, he had one foot on the Rainbow Bridge, but da byootiful Dr Landerfeld kyoored him. He had a dizeeze with a long name that made him tern yellow an almost drown in the water dish. Klik heer for updates.

And I'm happy that our other grate frend, Chey, is better, too. My big bruther Mao gits kranky win he can't badjer Chey.

And yoo know whut? Da Food Lady feels better, too! She got sum luvvin today frum Fiona and 'Lando Bun. She smelt reel intristing win she got home.

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My deer deer frend, Mickey, is vary sik and needs all the purrs and purrayers yoo can send his way. He is at the v-e-t with jondiss and a biggifide spleen and he's not eetin' or anything. His mom and brudders are vary vary werried abowt him and I am too.

Friday, August 20, 2010

FL Update

The FL sed I shood tell evrywun she's doin good. No pane, but the place ware they cut her open is itchy, so it's kinda driving her krazy. She wood have taken a walk today, but she needs Mr TF to go with her, so that will hafta wate until tomorrow. Me and my big bruther Mao sleep on top of her all day long. We've got the day shift, and Tripper has the nite shift ixsept Tripper duzn't sleep on top of her cuz he'd sufferkate her.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

And the Winner is....



The winner of the most recent giveaway of a custom pet portrit by the Food Lady is .... Chey and her famly. Concats, Chey! I hope this helps yoo git well!

Furget the Navy -- Now I wanna join da Army!!!!

Is thare a kitteh alive hoo woodn't kill for the chanse to drive this pink Hello Kitty tank????? As yoo know, I'm a vary good driver, and this is the sweetest ride I've seen sinse furEVER!

Sarge Charlie, do yoo think yoo cood be one of my refrinses for win I apply for a job in the Army??

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

The FL is Home!


I've been vary werried that last cupple of days becuz the FL ian't heer, and she didn't take Flat Skeezix with her. So whut gives? I thing sumbuddy tride to chop her hed off! Win she got home she had a scar that wint all the way around her neK!!!!

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

New Career: Skool Bus Rayser?



Last week, some of yoo sugjested that I git a job drivin' a skool bus cuz I'm a vary good driver. So I wint online and fownd a place in O-HI-O ware I can drive a bus and it duzn't even matter if I run into sumbuddy. As yoo all know, I have bin to O-HI-O 2 times, so I'm kind of an expert on the state so all I have to do is find the faregrownds.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Last Chanse to Win a Custum Pet Portrit!!!!

Daisy Mae Maus and the FAs wun a custum pet portrit in our last fund-razing giveaway. Heer is whut DMM's pikcher looked like win it wuz done:

That's Pumpkin, Charmee (with a Lucky Charms hat) and Sparky Fuzzypants down below.

The FL paynts on five sides. Heer's whut it looks like frum the side:

Heer are other portrits she's done:


The FL is waaaay beehind on razing munneys for her brest canser walk. So as yoo may recall, she's letting me help her raze munney by raffling chanses on a custum pet portrit, ixzamples of wich are above.

If yoo klik heer to donate, yoo'll git one chance to win for evry $5 yoo donate. For evry $25 yoo donate, yoo'll git an extra chanse fur free (6 chances fur the price of 5).

Heer are sum of her other portrits:






Yoo can follow the FL's training progress heer. Altho she's behind on her training rite now cuz she's had sum sikness problems, she won't let anything stand in the way of her walking 60 miles in October. Even the absess she got frum walking in New Yawk in new kyoot shooz won't stop her. She sez it just makes her feets tuffer.

So, donate $5 now fur a chanse to win a grate custum portrit of yer cat famly. Dedline haz bin extended to August 18th (Wenzday) cuz we haven't had many takers.... yer chanses of winning are grate!


KLIK HEER TO DONATE!

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Skroo the Short Bus!



As yoo all know, last yeer I gave up my dreem of starting skool and riding on the short bus that never came for me. Partly becuz my best frend Jeter Harris got his Mom let me teech a klass at her skool. Yoo see, yoo don't need to go to skool if yer alreddy a teecher.

But that was beefore I saw this neet bus that is NOT SHORT and has flames paynted on the side and fire coming out the back and it goze a sqwillion miles an hour! Now THIS is a sweet ride!!!! Duz anybuddy know if the Castro Valley Skool Distrikt has any busses like this?

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Da Qween

Yoo all know how I LOVE queens. Imajin my delite when I saw da Qween Mary II.



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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

On Broadway

Me an one of my flat frends, Tyler, went to a Brodway Show last Saturday nite. (Yoo all know how much I LOVE LOVE LOVE show toons!) The show was Promises Promises. It was reely grate, with a lot of ketchy myoosik. My paws were tappin the hole time! Heer are sum pikchers:

Thare were some FLAT PEEPLES at the theeater!!!!


Times Sqware is in da bakgrownd heer. One of the things I luv abowt New Yawk is that evrybuddy is frendly even tho they tawk funny. Heer is a sine that demunstrates how frendly they are -- they put a "Have a Nice Day" sine in the street garden. Izn't that nice?


Me inside da theeater:


Me an Tyler hangin' at the stage door. Shon Hayz is in the bakgrownd sining pawtograffs. I just LOVED Shon Hayz!!!!

Monday, August 09, 2010

More Noo York Photos




Taking off

I'm in my airplane seet, ready to go!

Da growt report

Word on rhe growt inspekshun: kleen as a wissul!

Me n Mickey

Mickey is my new bff. But heez a bit of a pigpen. See all the sooty crap on his frunt legs? This meens he's a reel mancat. And the FL is in love with him.

Find Skeeziz Monday

Ware are we? This does not look like San Francisco.

Sunday, August 08, 2010

My noo frend

Me an my noo frend Riley in da village.

Cats R OK





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Saturday, August 07, 2010

Me an Marmaduke

This is my noo bff Marmaduke. He's a moovey star but we hanged owt together just like regular guys. He nokt me over wunse but onlt cuz he duzn't know his own strength.

Friday, August 06, 2010

Pawty

Hay wares evrybuddy goin?????

My noo frend



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Imberrissin

The FL in a disko dansin kontest. Not pritty.

Fashun blogging



I pade vary close attenshun in the fashun blogging sesshun.

Kyoot shooz



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Fashun bloggers

Heer I am with the fashun blogging mavens at BlogHer: Susan Wagner, Jennine Jacob, Sarah Conley and Nichelle Pace. They led an informutive panul called "This year, you're in! Fashion blogging is Serious Business." I don't know why Daisy the Curly Cat wuz not on that panel.


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Bloo eyes

The pillsberry doe- boy has bloo eyes just like me!

An he had a viburrayter in his pants that kept him all blowed up. He sownded like he was purrin!!!

I saw a flat guy!!!!!



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Mr softee



I hope to be thare spokescat one day

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Da FL an Jetes mom



Da fl an jete's mom are tryin to win  a Temperpedic bed by sleepin together. They thot it wuz da best bed they ever sleeped in.

Radio city music hall

We wint by the radio city music hall ware the faymuss rokketts danse. I mite pik up a job application.

Today I am in da big apple, and Broose Jenner begged to have his photo taken with me. I wuz disappointed that he did not seem to notiss my big mussels. He wuz vary nice.

Thursday, August 05, 2010

Ware am I, and hoo am I with????

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